Are you in a wearisome relationship like i am and suspecting your “bae” is cheating?. If you are currently thinking of changing your name and setting up a fake Facebook/twitter profile in an attempt to befriend your spouse and reveal their deceitful ways, might I suggest that considering the following ways that could save you a lot of time and energy.
The 10 tell-tale signs of a cheat include;
1. He starts waxing his balls
Your spouse will start buying new clothes, wearing aftershave and bothering with fresh underwear everyday. They begin to care too much about their appearance.
Your spouse will start buying new clothes, wearing aftershave and bothering with fresh underwear everyday. They begin to care too much about their appearance.
2. He glazes over
Whenever you try to engage in conversation the culprit stares aimlessly off into the distance either avoiding engagement in any conversation with you.
Whenever you try to engage in conversation the culprit stares aimlessly off into the distance either avoiding engagement in any conversation with you.
3. He is an angel
Your spouse begins to surprise you with flowers, increased attention and cups of tea in the morning?
He probably had sex last night, and it wasn’t with you.
Your spouse begins to surprise you with flowers, increased attention and cups of tea in the morning?
He probably had sex last night, and it wasn’t with you.
4. He is an asshole
If he is not an angel than he is an asshole. His infidelity could turn him the other way. Being suddenly emotionally unavailable, over defensive and snappy is another tell-tale sign of cheating.
If he is not an angel than he is an asshole. His infidelity could turn him the other way. Being suddenly emotionally unavailable, over defensive and snappy is another tell-tale sign of cheating.
5. He is harder to get hold of than Mohammed Shekau
If you partner’s phone constantly goes away to answer his phone and he suddenly seems to have less time to reply to your texts it is not looking good. If He takes his phone to the toilet, delete his text / call history, changes his pin number and always has his mobile on
silent. He is cheating.
If you partner’s phone constantly goes away to answer his phone and he suddenly seems to have less time to reply to your texts it is not looking good. If He takes his phone to the toilet, delete his text / call history, changes his pin number and always has his mobile on
silent. He is cheating.
A quick tip – if a man has time to go to the bathroom he has time to text. Busy at work? Yeah, you keep telling yourself that, girlfriend.
6. Less sex
If your spouse is giving you less attention or not getting turned on by your passes, it is a quick sign somebody out there is doing it better.
If your spouse is giving you less attention or not getting turned on by your passes, it is a quick sign somebody out there is doing it better.
7. He wants to get drunk
Affairs will initially ignite the devil-may- care side of a human’s personality. His ego will go off the scale now he’s bonking you both and he’s high on the cheating drug.
Affairs will initially ignite the devil-may- care side of a human’s personality. His ego will go off the scale now he’s bonking you both and he’s high on the cheating drug.
9. He suddenly loves random stuffs
Oh Did you know cats are lovely animals? He will unconsciously ask. It obviously means his partner in crime has a cat.
Oh Did you know cats are lovely animals? He will unconsciously ask. It obviously means his partner in crime has a cat.
10. Work weekends
If starts working at awkward times that’s a bad sign. Going for a business meeting in Dubai on February 14th. That’s bad!
If starts working at awkward times that’s a bad sign. Going for a business meeting in Dubai on February 14th. That’s bad!
But confidently I can say without any doubt if you find a naked woman in your bed when you get home from work early. HE IS CHEATING
-Joseph Abalokwu
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